I don’t think your upside-down-head look is a problem. Isaac Hayes pulled off hirsute inversion as a chain-wearing disco crooner, and Jeff Bridges looked sublimely formidable as industrialist supervillain Obadiah Stane in Iron Man. If you have the confidence, I think you can probably make it work even if you’re a Saab-driving, latte-drinking Green Party–member librarian.

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